So we bought this icard (like a phone card but you use it to buy time
on the internet) from Nursat (the telecom company of KZ) and we were
having trouble getting Jim's computer to dial into the access number so
we could go online from our hotel room. He had tried all kinds of
combinations of country codes, dial-up numbers and other tricks but
couldn't make it work. Having total confidence in his Russian skills,
Jim called Nursat customer service to find out what we were doing wrong.
Yes, you read it right--he called customer service in Kazakhstan.
What follows is a factual and true account of what happened--no
exaggerations and nothing made up.
Jim calls customer
service and gets the one guy who speaks no English. He passes Jim off
to a woman who speaks some English but it was slow going. She kept
telling him to go to www.nursat.kz to get help, not understanding that
we couldn't get on the internet in the first place. Once she understood
the predicament she asked where we were, what hotel, etc. and said she
was going to send a tech support guy to our hotel room the following
morning at 9 a.m. Jim gets off the phone and tells me this and I
immediately go into paranoia mode, to paraphrase: "So you just told a
perfect stranger in a foreign country who we are, where we are staying
and when we will be here and you really believe Nursat is going to send
some guy here just to set up our internet connection?!?!" So we decided
that in the morning we would tell the hotel front desk not to let
anyone up to our room for any reason whatsoever for fear that they would
just rob us blind.
About 1/2 hour later we are turning
off the lights to go out to dinner and there is a knock on the door.
Jokingly, I said "There's your Nursat guy" and opened the door....to the
Nursat guy! Seriously, that was the first thing out out of his
mouth--"Nursat." We were immediately comforted by the fact that he
looked like that guy from the movie Office Space
and he got straight to work on the computer without casing the room for
valuables. He was here about 10 minutes setting up our internet
connection, showing us that we had it right but hadn't put in a few
commas that were needed to dial in correctly. He showed us how to enter
the login and password that were on the icard and also told us we had
won a prize (!) from some scratch-off thing on the icard. We don't know
what the prize is or how to claim it but we were pretty excited. Then
he was off to free the world of connectivity problems! Thanks, Nursat
Guy!
By the way, yes it was totally free. Can you
imagine your ISP sending a tech guy for free, within 1/2 hour, to help
you connect to the internet? We didn't even have to go through the
annoying "Turn your computer completely off and unplug the phone line.
Now turn your computer on. Now attach the phone line. Now let me do an
online diagnosis of your computer. It must be a software problem (if
you call hardware people). It must be a hardware problem (if you call
the software people). We can send someone out next Tuesday between 9
and 3 at a cost of $149." Kazakhstan is awesome!
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